Funny Embroidery Designs

Funny machine embroidery designs including sassy sayings, kitchen humor, marriage jokes, and cheeky seasonal fun. Instant download, 9 formats & 3 hoop sizes.

For everyone who loves a good laugh, these funny embroidery designs are ready to bring the humor. Whether you're stitching a sassy shirt, a cheeky apron, or a hilarious gag gift, you'll find just the right saying here. From kitchen wit to marriage jokes and dad-joke classics, this collection is packed with personality and plenty of sass.

You'll find sassy sayings, kitchen and cooking humor, marriage jokes, dad jokes, and cheeky seasonal designs, plenty to choose from whether your humor is playful, sarcastic, or downright bold.

Funny Kitchen and Cooking Sayings

For the cook with a sense of humor, these deliver. Mind Your Own Biscuits and Life Will Be Gravy, Never Trust a Skinny Cook, Kiss the Cook Then Do the Dishes, and Welcome Where the Dishes Never End are perfect for aprons, kitchen towels, and gifts full of kitchen wit.

Funny Marriage and Husband Sayings

Married life, meet comedy. Husbands Are Like Wine They Take a Long Time to Mature, Marriage Is a Workshop Where Husband Works and Wife Shops, and My Wife Said I Never Listen are perfect for shirts, anniversary gifts, and gag gifts for the happy couple.

Sassy Attitude Sayings

For the friend with attitude to spare, these bold designs are pure fun. Cheeky, sarcastic sayings are perfect for shirts, tote bags, and gifts that let a big personality shine. If you love a little sass, you'll find your match here.

Funny Dad and Family Designs

Every family needs a comedian. Dad Joke Champion, Survivor of Dad Jokes, Crafty Wife Happy Life, and Trophy Husband designs are perfect for Father's Day, birthdays, and everyday family laughs.

Diet and Coffee Humor

Relatable and hilarious. I'm on a Seafood Diet, I See Food and I Eat It, plus coffee-loving and mom-life designs, are perfect for shirts, mug mats, and gifts for the friend who gets it.

Funny Seasonal Designs

A little humor for every holiday. Cheeky Christmas, Valentine's, and Halloween sayings are perfect for adding a laugh to your seasonal shirts, tote bags, and gag gifts all year round.

Funny Embroidery for Gifts

Looking for a gift that gets a laugh? Stitch any of these designs onto a shirt, apron, tote bag, kitchen towel, or koozie, add a name to make it personal, and you've created a hilarious handmade gift. They're perfect for birthdays, white elephant exchanges, and anyone who loves a good joke.

Instant Download, Ready to Stitch

Once you've found the design you love, it's yours right away. Every design is a digital machine embroidery file you can download the moment you check out, with nothing to wait for and nothing to ship. Designs come in JEF, DST, EXP, HUS, PES, PEC, VIP, VP3, and XXX formats, so they'll work with most popular embroidery machines.

Three Hoop Sizes for Every Project

Each design comes in three hoop sizes to fit 4x4, 5x7, and 6x10 hoops, so you can pick the right scale for whatever you're making, from a small design on a koozie to a larger one on an apron or shirt.

Our Customers Often Ask

What types of funny embroidery designs are available?
You'll find sassy and sarcastic sayings, kitchen and cooking humor, marriage and husband-and-wife jokes, dad jokes, and cheeky seasonal designs, all in both filled and applique.
Do you have funny kitchen and cooking sayings?
Yes, kitchen humor is a big part of this collection, from Mind Your Own Biscuits and Life Will Be Gravy to Never Trust a Skinny Cook, all perfect for aprons, kitchen towels, and gifts.
Do you have funny marriage and husband sayings?
Yes, you'll find plenty of husband-and-wife humor, like Husbands Are Like Wine They Take a Long Time to Mature and jokes about who's always right, perfect for shirts and anniversary gifts.
Do you have sassy attitude sayings?
Yes, if you love a little sass, there are bold, cheeky designs perfect for shirts, tote bags, and gifts for the friend with a great sense of humor.
Do you have funny dad and family designs?
Yes, you'll find dad jokes, trophy husband and crafty wife designs, and family humor, all perfect for Father's Day, birthdays, and everyday laughs.
Do you have funny seasonal designs?
Yes, cheeky holiday humor includes Christmas, Valentine's, and Halloween sayings, perfect for adding a laugh to your seasonal shirts and gifts.
What projects work well with funny designs?
Funny designs are perfect for shirts, aprons, and tote bags, as well as kitchen towels, koozies, and gag gifts for anyone who loves a good laugh.
Are these designs offered as applique or filled?
Both. Most designs come in both styles, and each product description clearly states which it is. Filled designs are the easier choice if you are newer to embroidery, since they do not require adding applique fabric.
Do I need an embroidery machine to use these designs?
Yes. These are digital machine embroidery files, not SVG files or physical patches. You will need an embroidery machine and should know how to operate it before purchasing.
Do I receive a physical product?
No. These are digital embroidery files available for instant download after purchase. Nothing is shipped.
Where can I find more general questions about formats, hoop sizes, and downloads?
Our Machine Embroidery Designs FAQ covers file formats, hoop sizes, downloading and unzipping, thread colors, and loading designs onto your machine.

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