Collection: Funny Embroidery Designs
Funny machine embroidery designs including sassy sayings, kitchen humor, marriage jokes, and cheeky seasonal fun. Instant download, 9 formats & 3 hoop sizes.
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🍳🚫 Kitchen Closed Due to a Lack of Interest – Funny Cooking Embroidery Design 🚫🍳
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Mind Your Own Biscuits and Life Will Be Gravy Cute Bear Cooking in the Kitchen Funny Sarcastic Sa...
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Mind Your Own Biscuits and Life Will Be Gravy Cute Bear Cooking in the Kitchen Funny Sarcastic Sa...
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Some People Just Need a High Five in The Face With a Chair Funny Sarcastic Saying Filled Machine ...
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Y’all Gonna Make Me Lose My Mind Up in Here Funny Sarcastic Saying Appliqué Machine Embroidery De...
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Y’all Gonna Make Me Lose My Mind Up in Here Funny Sarcastic Saying Filled Machine Embroidery Desi...
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🍳❤️😂 Cooking Is Love Made Visible and Also a Lot of Dishes – Sarcastic Saying Filled Machine Embr...
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🍳❤️🧂 This Kitchen Is Seasoned with Love and a Healthy Amount of Salt Because Someone Didn’t Follo...
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🍤😂 I’m on a Seafood Diet – I See Food and I Eat It – Funny Sarcastic Saying Filled Machine Embroi...
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🌹😎 The Hell I Won’t – Roses Funny Sarcastic Saying Filled Machine Embroidery Design
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You Never Know What You Have Until It’s Gone Like Toilet Paper – Funny Sarcastic Saying Applique ...
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You Never Know What You Have Until It’s Gone Like Toilet Paper – Funny Sarcastic Saying Filled Ma...
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Cluck Around and Find Out Chicken Applique Machine Embroidery Design – Funny Farm Chicken Appliqu...
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Cluck Around and Find Out Chicken Machine Embroidery Design – Funny Farm Chicken Filled Pattern
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Husbands Are Like Wine They Take a Long Time To Mature Applique Machine Embroidery Design, Digiti...
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Husbands Are Like Wine They Take a Long Time To Mature Filled Machine Embroidery Design, Digitize...
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Husbands Are Like Wine They Take a Long Time To Mature Applique Machine Embroidery Design Digitiz...
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Husbands Are Like Wine They Take a Long Time To Mature Filled Machine Embroidery Design Digitized...
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Welcome Where The Dishes Never End Cooking Applique Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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Welcome Where The Dishes Never End Cooking Filled Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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Worst Jokes Best Dad Filled Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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Marriage Is a Workshop Where Husband Works And Wife Shops Filled Machine Embroidery Design Digiti...
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The Dishes Are Looking At Me Dirty Again Cooking Applique Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pat...
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When I Said I Do I Didn't Mean Dishes Filled Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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When I Said I Do I Didn't Mean Dishes Applique Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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Kiss The Cook Then Do The Dishes Filled Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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Why Yes I've Discovered The Joy Of Cooking It's When My Husband Does It Applique Machine Embroide...
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Kiss The Cook Then Do The Dishes Applique Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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Why Yes I've Discovered The Joy Of Cooking It's When My Husband Does It Filled Machine Embroidery...
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Don't Scare Me I Poop Easily Halloween Applique Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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Don't Scare Me I Poop Easily Halloween Filled Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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Prayer Changes Things Except For THe Toilet Paper That's All You Applique Machine Embroidery Desi...
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Prayer Changes Things Except For THe Toilet Paper That's All You Filled Machine Embroidery Design...
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Marriage Is a Relationship In Which One Is Always Right And The Other Is The Husband Two Hearts S...
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Marriage Is a Relationship In Which One Is Always Right And The Other Is The Husband Saying Fille...
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Crafty Wife Happy Life Filled Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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Survivor Of Dad Jokes With Stars Filled Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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Just A Girl Who Loves Peckers Rooster Filled Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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Dad Joke Champion Applique Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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Dad Joke Champion Filled Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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The Dishes Are Looking At Me Dirty Again Cooking Filled Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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Do No Harm But Take No Shit Filled Machine Embroidery Digitized Design Pattern
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Wife Mom Nurse Medical Filled Machine Embroidery Digitized Design Pattern
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Do No Harm But Take No Shit Filled Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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Wife Mother Coffee Lover Filled Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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Wife Mother Coffee Lover Applique Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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Screw Dishes Where's The Wine Filled Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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I Think You Are The Poop Filled Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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I Think You Are The Poop Applique Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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In Case Your Valentine Is Crappy Cupid Arrow And Heart Applique Easter Machine Embroidery Design ...
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In Case Your Valentine Is Crappy Cupid Arrow And Heart Filled Easter Machine Embroidery Design Di...
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You Complete Me Poop With Toilet Paper Filled Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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You Complete Me Poop With Toilet Paper Applique Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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Screw Dishes Where's The Wine Applique Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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Roses Are Red Tacos Are Delicious I Use Paper Plates Because I Hate Doing Dishes Filled Machine E...
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Here Is More Christmas Crap For You Applique Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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Here Is More Christmas Crap For You Filled Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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Be The Change Start With Toilet Paper Applique Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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Be The Change Start With Toilet Paper Filled Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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Mariage Is A Relationship In Which One Is Always Right And The Other Is The Husband Filled Machin...
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It's a Football Season Have You Seen My Husband Sports Fall Applique Thanksgiving Machine Embroid...
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It's a Football Season Have You Seen My Husband Sports Fall Filled Thanksgiving Machine Embroider...
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Good Morning Let The Shit Begin Filled Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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My Wife Said I Never Listen At Least I Think That Is What She Said With Banner Filled Machine Emb...
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My Wife Said I Never Listen At Least I Think That Is What She Said Filled Machine Embroidery Desi...
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I Love The Poop Outta You Applique Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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I Love The Poop Outta You Filled Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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God Found Some Of The Strongest Women And Made Them Autism Wifes Filled Machine Embroidery Design...
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Never Trust A Skinny Cook Filled Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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Never Trust A Skinny Cook Applique Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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Trophy Husband With Gold Stars Applique Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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Trophy Husband With Gold Stars Filled Machine Embroidery Design Digitized Pattern
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Funny Grapes Smiling Filled Machine Embroidery Digitized Design Pattern
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Funny Grapes Smiling Applique Machine Embroidery Digitized Design Pattern
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For everyone who loves a good laugh, these funny embroidery designs are ready to bring the humor. Whether you're stitching a sassy shirt, a cheeky apron, or a hilarious gag gift, you'll find just the right saying here. From kitchen wit to marriage jokes and dad-joke classics, this collection is packed with personality and plenty of sass.
You'll find sassy sayings, kitchen and cooking humor, marriage jokes, dad jokes, and cheeky seasonal designs, plenty to choose from whether your humor is playful, sarcastic, or downright bold.
Funny Kitchen and Cooking Sayings
For the cook with a sense of humor, these deliver. Mind Your Own Biscuits and Life Will Be Gravy, Never Trust a Skinny Cook, Kiss the Cook Then Do the Dishes, and Welcome Where the Dishes Never End are perfect for aprons, kitchen towels, and gifts full of kitchen wit.
Funny Marriage and Husband Sayings
Married life, meet comedy. Husbands Are Like Wine They Take a Long Time to Mature, Marriage Is a Workshop Where Husband Works and Wife Shops, and My Wife Said I Never Listen are perfect for shirts, anniversary gifts, and gag gifts for the happy couple.
Sassy Attitude Sayings
For the friend with attitude to spare, these bold designs are pure fun. Cheeky, sarcastic sayings are perfect for shirts, tote bags, and gifts that let a big personality shine. If you love a little sass, you'll find your match here.
Funny Dad and Family Designs
Every family needs a comedian. Dad Joke Champion, Survivor of Dad Jokes, Crafty Wife Happy Life, and Trophy Husband designs are perfect for Father's Day, birthdays, and everyday family laughs.
Diet and Coffee Humor
Relatable and hilarious. I'm on a Seafood Diet, I See Food and I Eat It, plus coffee-loving and mom-life designs, are perfect for shirts, mug mats, and gifts for the friend who gets it.
Funny Seasonal Designs
A little humor for every holiday. Cheeky Christmas, Valentine's, and Halloween sayings are perfect for adding a laugh to your seasonal shirts, tote bags, and gag gifts all year round.
Funny Embroidery for Gifts
Looking for a gift that gets a laugh? Stitch any of these designs onto a shirt, apron, tote bag, kitchen towel, or koozie, add a name to make it personal, and you've created a hilarious handmade gift. They're perfect for birthdays, white elephant exchanges, and anyone who loves a good joke.
Instant Download, Ready to Stitch
Once you've found the design you love, it's yours right away. Every design is a digital machine embroidery file you can download the moment you check out, with nothing to wait for and nothing to ship. Designs come in JEF, DST, EXP, HUS, PES, PEC, VIP, VP3, and XXX formats, so they'll work with most popular embroidery machines.
Three Hoop Sizes for Every Project
Each design comes in three hoop sizes to fit 4x4, 5x7, and 6x10 hoops, so you can pick the right scale for whatever you're making, from a small design on a koozie to a larger one on an apron or shirt.
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