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Collection: Wine Embroidery Designs

Wine machine embroidery designs including funny sayings, Valentine's puns, and cheeky seasonal humor. Perfect for kitchen towels and koozies. Instant download, 9 formats & 3 hoop sizes.

For everyone who says wine o'clock is the best time of day, these wine embroidery designs are ready to pour on the fun. Whether you're stitching a cheeky kitchen towel, a koozie for happy hour, or a hilarious gift for your wine-loving bestie, you'll find just the right saying here. From laugh-out-loud one-liners to sweet Valentine's puns and holiday humor, this collection is a full-bodied good time.

You'll find funny wine sayings, Valentine's wine puns, seasonal humor, mom and marriage jokes, and more, plenty to choose from whether your style is playful, sassy, or downright cheeky.

Funny Wine Sayings

The heart of the collection. I Cook with Wine, Sometimes I Even Add It to My Food, I Tried Cooking with Wine But After 4 Glasses I Forgot Why I Was in the Kitchen, Aged Like Fine Wine, and Let's Drink Wine and Judge People are perfect for kitchen towels, koozies, and gifts full of grape humor.

Valentine's Wine Designs

Love and wine, the perfect pair. Will You Be My Valen-Wine, Who Needs Cupid If You Have Wine, Wine Is My Valentine, and You're the Best Thing in My Life Besides Wine are perfect for Valentine's shirts, tumblers, and gifts.

Christmas Wine Designs

Cheers to the holidays. Dashing and Dancing Until I'm Blitzened, The More Wine the More Merry, Dear Santa Just Bring Wine, and The Weather Outside Is Frightful But the Wine Is So Delightful are perfect for holiday tea towels, koozies, and party gifts.

Halloween Wine Designs

Spooky and sipping. Candy Is Dandy But Wine Is Divine, I'm the Good Witch Until I Run Out of Wine, Will Trade Candy for Wine, and Happy Hallo-Wine are perfect for Halloween shirts, tote bags, and party projects.

Mom and Marriage Wine Designs

Relatable and hilarious. Mommy's Sippy Cup, Oh No I Bought Wine Instead of Milk Again, Alexa Pour More Wine, and Husbands Are Like Wine They Take a Long Time to Mature are perfect for shirts, tumblers, and gifts for the wine-loving mom or couple.

Wine Embroidery for Gifts

Looking for a gift that pairs perfectly with a good bottle? Stitch any of these designs onto a kitchen towel, koozie, tumbler wrap, tote bag, or shirt, add a name to make it personal, and you've created a hilarious handmade gift. They're perfect for birthdays, girls' nights, white elephant exchanges, and the wine lover who has everything.

Instant Download, Ready to Stitch

Once you've found the design you love, it's yours right away. Every design is a digital machine embroidery file you can download the moment you check out, with nothing to wait for and nothing to ship. Designs come in JEF, DST, EXP, HUS, PES, PEC, VIP, VP3, and XXX formats, so they'll work with most popular embroidery machines.

Three Hoop Sizes for Every Project

Each design comes in three hoop sizes to fit 4x4, 5x7, and 6x10 hoops, so you can pick the right scale for whatever you're making, from a small design on a koozie to a larger one on a kitchen towel or tote bag.

Our Customers Often Ask

What types of wine embroidery designs are available?
You'll find funny wine sayings, Valentine's wine designs, seasonal wine humor for Christmas, Halloween, and Thanksgiving, mom wine jokes, and marriage humor, all in both filled and applique.
Do you have funny wine sayings?
Yes, wine humor is the heart of this collection, from I Cook with Wine, Sometimes I Even Add It to My Food to Aged Like Fine Wine, all perfect for kitchen towels, koozies, and gifts.
Do you have Valentine's wine designs?
Yes, cute and cheeky options include Will You Be My Valen-Wine, Who Needs Cupid If You Have Wine, and Wine Is My Valentine, perfect for Valentine's shirts and gifts.
Do you have seasonal wine designs?
Yes, you'll find Christmas wine humor, Halloween sayings like Candy Is Dandy But Wine Is Divine, and Thanksgiving designs, perfect for adding a laugh to your holiday projects.
Do you have mom and marriage wine humor?
Yes, relatable designs like Mommy's Sippy Cup, Oh No I Bought Wine Instead of Milk Again, and Husbands Are Like Wine are perfect for shirts, tumblers, and gifts for the wine lover.
What projects work well with wine designs?
Wine designs are perfect for kitchen towels, koozies, and tumblers, as well as shirts, tote bags, and gag gifts for the wine lover in your life.
Are these designs offered as applique or filled?
Both. Most designs come in both styles, and each product description clearly states which it is. Filled designs are the easier choice if you are newer to embroidery, since they do not require adding applique fabric.
Do I need an embroidery machine to use these designs?
Yes. These are digital machine embroidery files, not SVG files or physical patches. You will need an embroidery machine and should know how to operate it before purchasing.
Do I receive a physical product?
No. These are digital embroidery files available for instant download after purchase. Nothing is shipped.
Where can I find more general questions about formats, hoop sizes, and downloads?
Our Machine Embroidery Designs FAQ covers file formats, hoop sizes, downloading and unzipping, thread colors, and loading designs onto your machine.